you know when i die i’ll probably just be in the afterlife blogging like
"heaven has no free wi-fi? fuck this shit i’m going to hell"
how do you know hell has wifi
satan owes me several favors
what do u mean “4 minute shower” it takes me 4 minutes to get the water to the right temperature smh
i want 69,420 followers and then im deleting my blog
u know when u really like someone and literally every little thing they do is cute and no matter what face they make they always look perfect to you
have you ever had a dream of someone you haven’t seen or talked to in years and wonder if anyone ever randomly dreams about you too.