avenue of dreams

hotelmario:

bobshit:

what are snails even trying to do

their best 

YOU

tsarbucks:

tehlofflies:

tsarbucks:

you know when i die i’ll probably just be in the afterlife blogging like 

"heaven has no free wi-fi? fuck this shit i’m going to hell"

how do you know hell has wifi

satan owes me several favors

WHAT AM I DOING WITH PEARS ??! GO FIND OUT IN MY NEW VIDEO 


Nicki claps with her ass

Nicki claps with her ass

seedy:

what do u mean “4 minute shower” it takes me 4 minutes to get the water to the right temperature smh

clacl:

i want 69,420 followers and then im deleting my blog

plasmatics-life:

Under a dying sun by Sidath Senanayake | (Website)

plasmatics-life:

Under a dying sun by Sidath Senanayake | (Website)

tinychatter:

u know when u really like someone and literally every little thing they do is cute and no matter what face they make they always look perfect to you

radicaldaydream-er:

have you ever had a dream of someone you haven’t seen or talked to in years and wonder if anyone ever randomly dreams about you too.